gingerb3ard:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon showing up at your door at 6am selling cookies 

I’ll buy whatever he’s selling.

a-study-in-butts:

ohsnapitsnik:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

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“no dad you don’t understand me”

emo nemo

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

Don’t worry Chris, that’s normal

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

wrestlingcrocs:

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

what the fuck was this show

wrestlingcrocs:

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

what the fuck was this show

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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